100 more things...

Prompted by the thousands of regular readers of the Necktie, and in the words of the King of Pop...I'm looking at the man in the mirror.

1. I smoke cigarettes.
2. My eating habits are unhealthy.
3. I drive fast. (If I don't have my kids with me.)
4. By and large, I don't like people.
5. I drink way too much coffee.
6. I make fun of EVERYBODY.
7. I don't care about the environment.
8. I don't care about Haiti.
9. I don't care about Chile.
10. I don't care about much of anything outside of my own little bubble.
11. I am a hypocrite.
12. I am a PC.
13. I think I'm smarter than most people.
14. I am often wrong, but will argue my point until the other side just gives up.
15. I am not very smart.
16. I am pro-choice.
17. I am pro-life.
18. I am liberal.
19. I am conservative.
20. I am a waffler.
21. I am not financially successful.
22. I am not good looking.
23. I am overweight.
24. I would not (if I were single) date a big woman.
25. I think surgically enhanced breasts are OK.
26. I am not mechanically inclined.
27. I cannot build things out of wood.
28. I do not change my own oil.
29. I am not humble.
30. I am not unpretentious.
31. I make grammar errors and I don't care.
32. I don't wash my hands every time I use the bathroom.
33. I am shallow.
34. I am unemotional.
35. I am unsympathetic.
36. I don't take good care of my teeth.
37. I am jealous.
38. I have not read Catcher in the Rye.
39. I didn't care when Princess Diana died.
40. I am rude.
41. I am forward.
42. I am unfiltered.
43. I feed my children breakfast cereal that contains sugar.
44. I procrastinate.
45. I don't fully understand Obama's healthcare plan.
46. I am not in favor of Obama's healthcare plan.
47. I don't fully understand Scientology.
48. I am not in favor of Scientology.
49. I don't always vote.
50. If I am undercharged at a restaurant or store, I don't necessarily say anything.
51. I am aware that it's akin to stealing.
52. In that sense, sometimes I steal.
53. I am a thief.
54. I am intolerant.
55. I rip other people for their intolerance.
56. I am not good at math.
57. I am not athletic.
58. I am not strong.
59. I am not fast.
60. I am not tall.
61. I am not fashionable.
62. I don't return phone calls promptly.
63. Or sometimes at all.
64. My third toe from the Captain is longer than the second.
65. I am bald.
66. I have a hairy back.
67. Hairy ears.
68. Hairy nose.
69. I don't like hairy women.
70. I whine.
71. I complain.
72. I go about feeling sorry for myself.
    
73. I mock others who whine and complain and go about feeling sorry for themselves.
74. I rarely feel guilt.
75. Even when I know I'm wrong.
76. I am self-righteous.
77. I am too busy for people who would drop everything to help me.
78. I watch TV more than I read.
79. I watch American Idol.
80. I like Simon.
81. I have, in my lifetime, consumed Mrs. Butterworth's pancake syrup right from the bottle.
82. In fact, I drink from the bottle often.
83. Milk.
84. Soda pop.
85. Kool Aid.
86. Jack Daniels.
87. I demand respect.
88. I don't always give respect.
89. I demand courtesy.
90. I am not always courteous.
91. I don't feel sorry for waitresses.
92. I am not impressed by nature.
93. I don't recycle.
94. I need to be the center of attention.
95. I condescend.
96. I shout out answers during Jeopardy.
97. I tell people what I think.
98. I don't care what other people think.
99. I have a superiority complex.
    
100. I am unapologetic.