boo hoo...

I wanted to take a few minutes to offend every possible group. I apologize if I leave any of you out. There are just so many different kinds of people. It's not as easy you'd think.

Enjoy!

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Asian people are good at math and have small penises. Italian people are good cooks and hairy. Jewish people are good with money and killed Christ. Christians are for protecting life and responsible for killing millions of people. Fat people are jolly and lazy. Women are nurturers and need men for heavy lifting. Men are physically strong and less intelligent than women. Black people are good at sports and bad drivers. Latinos are hard working and don't respect borders. Native Americans are respectful of nature and prone to alcoholism. Indians are good with computers and hard to understand. Arabs are spiritually intense and terrorists. Homosexuals are trendy and trendy. Liberals are politically active and condescending. Conservatives are politically active and condescending. Children are cute and irrepressibly irritating. Adults are polite and often smelly. Old people are wise and make weird noises when they eat.

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I am an equal opportunity asshole. If you belong to a group that I've omitted, it's entirely unintentional. Be assured, I think there's something right/wrong with you too.

Fuck off.