Sorry, dear readers, for the prolonged absence. I have been weighing and measuring my life in coffee spoons. Between this post and last...
...I have recovered from my vasectomy...(7 down, 13 to go)
...I have gotten nowhere on my writing...(call it a sebatical)
...I have been evacuated and released to return to my home...
...I have made the declaration, but have taken no steps toward losing weight...
...I have decided that daily posts aren't necessary, but I should post more than once every 10 days...
The posts from here on will likely be shorter than in the past, but I am vowing to produce more often...for what it's worth.
Love,
Earl
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Welcome back! Missed you. A post a day does not keep the doctor away.
ReplyDeleteReally enjoy your writing and felt a loss without it to look forward to. Glad you are back!
ReplyDeleteBy the way we also really appreciate the packages that were left in the backyard. There were a lot of them to clean up before we could do the lawn!
So I'm curious, how many days in a row did you actually make it? Did you fly past my record? I've been lacking lately myself as evidenced by slim entries and sporadic visits. I've just gone through all the back entries I missed on your site and can't believe I missed the day by day action of your sterlity.
ReplyDeleteGod rest your, you know ~
We are all glad your back!
ReplyDeleteEvacuation? Really?
ReplyDeleteHello Dear,
ReplyDeleteI have so much to catch up.....first of all, I was led to believe that you had only 15 evacuations to be "safe". It appears from your comment that 20 is the magic number. A mother needs to know these things.
Secondly, you have said in the past that the Demon Beagle munched on droppings, so it would lead us all to believe that anon's back yard was squeaky clean after your untimely visit.
Last, I had the good fortune to speak with Melvin Melmon at a seance last week. He is doing well, God knows. He was happy to know that his sneakers went to a good home. He said "hey" to all of his good friends on the blog. Also he commented "oh yee of little faith" that a 70 year old woman could be quite amusing for her ability to fool the best of you for so long.
Hey Earl, how's it goin theese days...i really miss our fire cide chats. Remember to try the Ornge sherbert........
I AM MELVIN MELMON.......ME! ME! ME !
ReplyDeleteIT WAS LOTS OF FUN TILL HE PASSED AWAY.
YOU DID NOT KNOW "ALL ALONG".......IT WAS ME, MYSELF, AND I. YOU GUESSED MANY PEOPLE, BUT YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS SWEET LITTLE OLE LADY.
THIS NOTE IS FOR ANYONE WHO DID NOT "GET IT" IN THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE........IS THERE ANYONE? PROBABLY NOT!
Mother Tesch - you could never keep a secret...lol
ReplyDeleteThe Devil Beagle did not appear hungry when he visited my back yard. Hence much shoe washing.
When I thought of the countless people losing sleep night after night......I knew I had to come clean. Melvin Melmon was loved by all, especially John Doe and T.
ReplyDeleteI,m beginning to wonder whether or not Melvin is dead. Arethe reports of his death exagerrated?
ReplyDeleteI think I spotted Melvin having lunch with Elvis and JFK?!
ReplyDeleteJohn Doe
Hello Tony,
ReplyDeleteMelvin M. Melmon will live forever in my memory.
My alter-ego was taking over my life. I had to have him croak......my husband, Vito, could no longer live with "Melvin". He was ready to give him an Italian smile. (ear to ear)
I understand
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