today is the day...

At 12:00pm CST/1:00pm EST Earl's boys will be without potency. Alas, it's been a good run, fellows. So many fond memories of our escapades. I can still remember the first. Can you? Of course you can. A darkened living room, free Playboy channel, a balled up Kleenex...Those were the days.

Never fear, dear readers. Details to follow...